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What are the Funniest Coronavirus Lines?

At Intertops Casino, we feel that gaming at an online casino should be fun first and foremost.  One might think that during a pandemic such as the one we are immersed in right now, that it would be hard to maintain a healthy sense of humor.  Fortunately, people all over the world are finding that humor never rests.

So, we present for your enjoyment some of the very best memes we have come across since the epidemic got its strong foothold on normal life.  Normal life includes a wide range of fun and entertaining activities that people were free to take part in as they saw fit.  Now, people in so many countries are stuck at home.  Intertops Casino, the top sign up bonus casino, has seen an uptick in registration since the closures began.

We hope everyone who has fallen ill experiences a speedy recovery.  We also hope that life can get back to normal quickly.  For the time being, many gamers are enjoying our set of welcome bonuses.  We will detail the bonuses a bit later in this article.  For now, let’s just laugh as heartily as we can!

  • There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then, one day in 2033, we will witness the rise of the QUARANTEENS.
  • If you really need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine, you really should have seen a doctor long before covid-19.
  • Modern definition of relief: When you work at a bank and two masked men come in and all they want to do is rob the bank.
  • Dear Diary: I went to the supermarket as soon as I heard that there might be long quarantines.  I stocked up on every necessity and, to be honest, a few non-essentials as well.  I am fully stocked for the long haul!

Dear Diary: I forgot TWIX!!!!

  • Dear Diary: I will use the extra time at home to start a self-help program.
  • Dear Diary: Today I helped myself, by starting a 5000 piece puzzle, starting War and Peace, starting an exercise program with 30 intense seconds of exercise, and eating lasagna. 
  • Day 2 without sports: I found a very nice and very pretty young woman sitting on my porch.  Apparently, she’s my wife.  Who’da thunk it?
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses licked their lips when they heard that everyone has to stay home.  Then they realized that it also included them!
  • Scientists are still confused as to how a bowl of bat soup in China led to a worldwide shortage of toilet paper.
  • I went to the supermarket to stock up on toilet paper and all I could find was this lousy t-shirt.
  • Today I am 30 years old but I am postponing the change to an undisclosed later date. Corona rocks!
  • Coronavirus is Nature’s way of sending us all to our rooms for being bad.
  • There’s nothing quite like a forced quarantine to make people want to put down that darned tablet and go out
  • Young kids are yelling at their parents for going out.
  • I got up early this morning, ran around the block five times and I got very tired so I put the block back in the toy box.
  • Jewish irony: Passover cancelled because of a plague.
  • Dear grandma and grandpa, since you miss the grandchildren so much, we are authorizing you to celebrate the end of the coronavirus crisis by taking them for two months.
  • Look on the bright side: Rapunzel met her future husband while she was in quarantine.
  • My wife and I can’t agree on where to go for vacation this summer.  I want the bedroom and she wants the living room.

Laughter Truly is the Best Medicine

According to the Mayo Clinic, laughing is really very good for you because it increases the flow of oxygen to your muscles and vital organs.  It also releases endorphins which have been called the feel good hormone.

Laughter is also a way for people to connect with each other.  This is true whether the people knew each other beforehand or not.

Laughter doesn’t have to be a belly laugh; a broad smile can qualify as laughter as well.  So, smile and the world smiles with you!  Shout hallelujah come on get happy!  Share the memes you like the most with the people you like the most.

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Great Fun Can Help Cure the Blues and Much More

As we pass the time in lockdown or quarantine, we can avail ourselves of the great games at Intertops Casino.  We hope everyone comes out of this crisis in great shape physically and emotionally and we hope that we can tickle your funny bone just enough to help see you through these days.

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